Alright, so I've kept my gob shut long enough.
I've read a few of you talking about how AVP was super fantastic because it introduced new weapons and "props." Well whoopidy ******* ****. With all of the talent and imagination on this board and the last, the whole "big-screen validation" thing doesn't fly. You want something new and cool, make it. Don't wait for Hollywood.
AVP wasn't cool. The only thing that AVP did was ruin, cartoon, and insult (me as a viewer for one) the Predator character. The Alien character got off light. "Well the Predators armor was cool, and the Celtic helmet was awesome!!" Well, hey, **** that. I am more concerned about the character itself, underneath all that armor, rather than what cool piece I want to add to my collection next. While it's been well established they are hunters that use technology as a weapon and amusement- a super-duper ninja star doesn't make up for the fact that the image of the Predator was all but ruined. Features to make him seem more human. Longer dredlocks to make him seem more romantic and heroic. A stocky, more comic book physique. Translated onto screen that would be - clumsy, oafish appearance incapable of the movement seen in previous films.
Let me stop here and just ask... how many of you have actually watched Predator and Predator 2?
Yeah I know a lot of you don't like Predator 2, but the changes to the character back then are nothing compared to the AVP changes. Paul Anderson tried to reinvent them as comic book characters. And he ******* sucks for doing so.
Anyway, onto the picture.
Right off the bat... the Alien. Someone should get ahold of Toho Studios in Japan, because one of their "Kaiju" has gotten away from them. Seriously... that thing looks like it'd be best suited fighting Godzilla or Gamera. H.R. Giger's gonna have a hard time eating his corn-flakes in the morning thanks to the enormous dump that someone left in there.
The Predator... eh, well the first thing that jumped out at me was the fact that his helmet is even smaller than Scars. (Thanks Jason for the kind words earlier) I made a heap of **** about it before. It's no longer a helmet... it's a mask that's been placed there for association. His dredlocks are shorter, that's cool. I guess. He's got spikey things on his helmet, too. That makes up for AVP. Yup.
Alright, the "crane" cannon arm worked in AVP, and so did the super-colosal cannons. I didn't like them then, and I don't like them now. They look stupid and too awkward. That is not the tool of a skilled hunter. Watch "Predator" if you haven't already. That's about the biggest I'd go for cannon and arm size. It doesn't take away from the character like those extendo-matic, giganto-cannons do. Unnecessary.