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I used to play a variation of that one with my Dad. He had a fancy 280z (x?) and the female voice of the car would say, "Your door is a jar." And I would say, "No, it's not".
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
Scene: With a patient in my medical exam room Me: How old are your kids? Patient: Forty-four and 39 from my wife who passed away, and from my second wife, 15 and 13. Me: That’s quite the age difference! Patient: Well, the older ones didn’t give me any grandkids, so I made my own. —Mria Murillo
A guy is locked in a room, with air, water, and a calendar. The room is opened 5 weeks later and he is alive and doing fine. Why didn't he starve?
Because he ate all the DATES and SUNDAYS (sundaes) in the calendar.
Customer: What’s the Wi-Fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Customer: OK, I’ll have a Coke.
Bartender: Three dollars.
Customer: There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?
Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase.
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Customer: OK, I’ll have a Coke.
Bartender: Three dollars.
Customer: There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?
Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase.
I know I’ve gotten a number of things through you but this has me wondering what your max print volume is…
What else would you like to print. Let's try
no issue if it's that size
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