I've got to say a big thanks to DarkPassenger for getting in touch with me and hooking me up with a pair of the G-Star pants. Tom, they fit perfectly and they're awesome, thanks!
So I've removed the "look at my penis" G-Star tag and now I'm wondering how to remove the silk screened branding on the rear pocket without damaging the pants. Has anybody tried it with any success?
Also, as long as I'm on the subject of making the getup more wearable, does anybody else have a squeaky boot problem with their Diesels? I've been wearing mine for months; gotten them dusty, soaked, and probably walked over 100 miles in them, and they still squeak as much as they did when they were brand new. It's pretty loud, and it seems very wrong considering these are the boots Dexter supposedly wears when sneaking up on people.